1. Hidden B

Suggested caption:
The B is silent. Unfortunately, the president isn't.

Article:
https://dontcallit.si/trump-discovers-hidden-b-in-dumb/

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Satirical cartoon of Trump unveiling the B in DUMB as officials applaud and steady a tilted globe. A spelling teacher says, "It's silent. We weren't hiding it."

Credit: Cartoon: dontcallit.si


2. Penmanship Pending

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Three geniuses. One exhausted teacher. Nobody gets a gold star for outsourcing their name.

Article:
https://dontcallit.si/super-intelligence-penmanship/

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Invented satirical classroom scene: adult Elon Musk, Dario Amodei, and Greg Brockman sit in tiny desks for a handwriting lesson. A teacher points to Brockman's almost empty worksheet, while Trump shows a sheet reading Unites States.

Credit: Cartoon: dontcallit.si


3. Musk drinks the Kool-Aid

Suggested caption:
Independent thinker. Presidential flavor. Ask your doctor if orange punch is right for your principles.

Article:
https://dontcallit.si/elon-trump-kool-aid/

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Invented satirical scene: Elon Musk kneels while gulping orange punch from a huge goblet. Trump controls a giant Trump-head dispenser labeled TRUMP FLAVOR. A SpaceXSI model rocket stands beside a discarded SpaceXAI label, and papers fill a PRINCIPLES bin.

Credit: Cartoon: dontcallit.si


4. The campaign eraser

Suggested caption:
They found a spine. It came with an eraser.

Article:
https://dontcallit.si/republicans-trump-campaign-eraser/

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Invented satirical scene: a generic Republican candidate uses a giant pink eraser on a Trump campaign poster beneath an Independent label. Trump objects from the doorway, and a box of fake rubber spines sits on the desk.

Credit: Cartoon: dontcallit.si


5. DOGE loses the spreadsheet

Suggested caption:
We saved money on keeping track. The shredder would like to accept its efficiency award.

Article:
https://dontcallit.si/doge-efficiency-paid-leave-bill/

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Invented political cartoon: Elon Musk shreds cost-tracking paperwork while Donald Trump stamps a fake efficiency certificate beside an empty piggy bank.

Credit: Cartoon: dontcallit.si
