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Yes. We made this with AI.

Conceived, designed, written, illustrated, coded, and built with AI.

If it’s good, credit AI.
If it sucks, blame SI.

We used the tools to build a website. We did not need to rename a gulf, gild a room, or summon six tech bosses to applaud the keyboard.

The problem is the ego parade. A useful tool can speak for itself. And yes, we still call it AI.

Made with AI. Directed by humans. Still called AI.