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Cartoon 1

Hidden B

Satirical cartoon of Trump unveiling the B in DUMB as officials applaud and steady a tilted globe. A spelling teacher says, "It's silent. We weren't hiding it."

Trump keeps finding a letter the rest of us left in the spelling book. The article includes twelve records of the recurring routine.

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The B is silent. Unfortunately, the president isn't.

Credit: Cartoon: dontcallit.si

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Image ALT: Satirical cartoon of Trump unveiling the B in DUMB as officials applaud and steady a tilted globe. A spelling teacher says, "It's silent. We weren't hiding it."

Cartoon 2

Penmanship Pending

Invented satirical classroom scene: adult Elon Musk, Dario Amodei, and Greg Brockman sit in tiny desks for a handwriting lesson. A teacher points to Brockman's almost empty worksheet, while Trump shows a sheet reading Unites States.

An invented classroom, three real signatures, and a teacher who would like to know whether Greg needs the rest of the line.

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Three geniuses. One exhausted teacher. Nobody gets a gold star for outsourcing their name.

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Image ALT: Invented satirical classroom scene: adult Elon Musk, Dario Amodei, and Greg Brockman sit in tiny desks for a handwriting lesson. A teacher points to Brockman's almost empty worksheet, while Trump shows a sheet reading Unites States.

Cartoon 3

Musk drinks the Kool-Aid

Invented satirical scene: Elon Musk kneels while gulping orange punch from a huge goblet. Trump controls a giant Trump-head dispenser labeled TRUMP FLAVOR. A SpaceXSI model rocket stands beside a discarded SpaceXAI label, and papers fill a PRINCIPLES bin.

Our cartoon turns the Trump-Musk relationship into a drink large enough to drown the principles bin.

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Independent thinker. Presidential flavor. Ask your doctor if orange punch is right for your principles.

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Image ALT: Invented satirical scene: Elon Musk kneels while gulping orange punch from a huge goblet. Trump controls a giant Trump-head dispenser labeled TRUMP FLAVOR. A SpaceXSI model rocket stands beside a discarded SpaceXAI label, and papers fill a PRINCIPLES bin.

Cartoon 4

The campaign eraser

Invented satirical scene: a generic Republican candidate uses a giant pink eraser on a Trump campaign poster beneath an Independent label. Trump objects from the doorway, and a box of fake rubber spines sits on the desk.

An invented campaign makeover shop, a disappearing Trump portrait, and a much harder question about the record.

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They found a spine. It came with an eraser.

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Image ALT: Invented satirical scene: a generic Republican candidate uses a giant pink eraser on a Trump campaign poster beneath an Independent label. Trump objects from the doorway, and a box of fake rubber spines sits on the desk.

Cartoon 5

DOGE loses the spreadsheet

Invented political cartoon: Elon Musk shreds cost-tracking paperwork while Donald Trump stamps a fake efficiency certificate beside an empty piggy bank.

The cost-tracking cartoon accompanies our sourced article about paid leave, firings, and the spreadsheet that never got its moment of glory.

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We saved money on keeping track. The shredder would like to accept its efficiency award.

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Image ALT: Invented political cartoon: Elon Musk shreds cost-tracking paperwork while Donald Trump stamps a fake efficiency certificate beside an empty piggy bank.

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