Department of Elementary Intelligence
An invented department checking elementary tasks behind grand claims. Original satire and real source documents.
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Donald Declares America Smart. Evidence to Follow.
America gets a diploma. Donald gets the credit. The teacher gets a migraine. A real presidential boast meets an invented classroom.
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Trump Discovers Hidden B in Dumb. World Leaders Brace for Impact.
The B is now on tour. It has been discovered so often it should qualify for frequent-flyer miles. The speeches have receipts.
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Super Intelligence. Penmanship Pending.
Three geniuses. One exhausted teacher. Nobody gets snack until Greg finishes the line.