AI Hype
Commentary on the AI-to-SI rebrand and the gap between a technology’s performance and the grandeur of its label.
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AI safety: please behave. We bought a velvet rope.
AI safety, by the honor system. Giant robot. Velvet rope. PLEASE BEHAVE. What happens if it doesn’t?
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Super Intelligence Force. Capes first, powers later.
The Super Intelligence Force has a name. Our cartoon supplies the capes. Actual powers remain a separate purchase.
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SpaceXSI: one small step for a label maker.
Elon can land a rocket. Trump can operate a label maker. Somehow the label maker gets the ceremony. SpaceXSI, explained.
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Trump and Elon are back together. Hide the Pentagon.
The bromance has acquired a war room. Musk returns, Luckey brings the beachwear, and Hegseth gets a mirror. Same genius. Bigger toys. Real sources behind the cartoon.
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SI top 10: ten translations the signing table forgot
Stupid Idiot. Stupendous Ignoramus. Ten alternative SI terms for the next presidential naming ceremony. Satire, with no executive order required.