Executive Dysfunction
Policy written in a mood. Satire on governing blunders, public spending, election machinery, foreign affairs, and decisions whose consequences arrive before the homework.
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Baby Got Briefed.
Donald's imaginary press-secretary audition has three questions about his greatness and a calculator with a career-ending answer. Original political satire.
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Who's We, Donald?
Motorists arrive expecting relief. Donald asks them to be happier for the energy business. An invented celebration searches for the people who can afford to smile.
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Heads We Win. Tails We Sue Alaska.
Our imaginary Election Integrity Hotline accepts complaints about results that haven't happened. Voters, please hold.
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Congress's Youth Program: You're Next. When You're 80.
Congress welcomes tomorrow's leaders, provided they wait until eighty. An invented youth-program interview about seniority, donors, and never leaving office.
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They Redrew the Districts. Unfortunately, Voters Still Live There.
Republican mapmakers reshaped the districts. Voters kept their opinions. A sourced satire about the limits of solving unpopularity with geography.
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America First. Google Later.
Trump threatened Bombardier, then discovered its Kansas jobs. A sourced satire about industrial policy arriving before the company research.
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Thank You for Your Service. Pending Election Results.
Trump tied his Camp Lejeune settlement promise to GOP wins. Veterans already served. Apparently, gratitude now needs a promotional code.
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Putin Invades. Donald Files a Noise Complaint.
Putin keeps invading. Donald keeps reviewing Ukraine's manners. A ceasefire needs two participants, and the Russian bot story needs better receipts.
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America First. Putin Exempt.
Donald Trump has found a way to make sanctions painless: waive the new ones before Vladimir Putin has to endure them. Finally, a government service delivered ahead of schedule. Unfortunately, the satisfied customer is in...
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Vlad's Biggest Fan. Putin Gets Paid. Ukraine Gets the Bill.
Peace in 24 Hours has a hotline. Diesel gets answered immediately. Ukraine is still caller number one. Please hold for the Nobel committee.