November 2026
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Donald's Pool Won't Hold Its Coating. His Vandal Story Holds Everything.
Donald needs a vandal. His engineer has installation records. A song and satire about no-bid pool repairs, peeling coating, and a failed prosecution.
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Haley Stevens Opens a Consulting Firm. The References Just Quit.
Haley opens an imaginary consulting firm. Her old warnings, departing staff, and an unexpected fundraising result complicate the sales pitch.
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Trumpster: The Dumpster Fire Has a Soundtrack
Donald faces an imaginary performance review covering bankruptcies, tariffs, January 6, and more. Listen to Trumpster - The Dumpster Fire.
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Haley Endorses Rogers. El-Sayed Sends a Thank-You Card.
An imaginary campaign discovers a fundraising technique nobody wants to put on the invoice. An endorsement goes one way. The donations go another.
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Donald Introduces His Legislative Agenda: No.
The White House opens an imaginary Office of Things That Will Not Be Happening. Donald measures success by how much he prevents.