Facts Optional
Inconvenient evidence, election stories that never end, attacks on the press, and numbers that refuse to flatter. Political satire with the factual record attached.
-
Donald Ordered to Participate in Lawsuit Donald Started.
Donald wants the BBC to answer for its words. His own lawsuit comes with questions for him. A fictional deposition rehearsal with the real case facts linked.
-
Bad Poll Numbers? Call the Number Police.
Brendan Carr warns broadcasters about fake polls without naming one. A sourced satire sends an insufficiently flattering percentage in for questioning.
-
Trump Hits 31%. Still Demands a Trophy.
Trump's Reuters/Ipsos approval hits 31%. A sourced satire about personal worsts, presidential trophies, and why Nixon's Watergate low was lower.
-
Snitch, Please. Trump Discovers Whistleblowers.
Six days after threatening leakers, Trump wants fraud tips. A sourced satire about rewards, loyalty tests, and which way the whistle points.
-
Trump Calls Reality Fake. Reality Still Wants Its Money.
Trump calls affordability a fake-news con job as his polling sinks. A sourced satire about denial, inconvenient numbers, and bills that still need paying.
-
Donald Declares America Smart. Evidence to Follow.
Donald grades his own test, promotes the aide who agrees, and earns extra credit for apples. The teacher starts checking the fire exits.
-
America First. Damage Control Second.
He said it. His staff explained it. Los Angeles and San Diego deserve a president whose reassurance arrives with its meaning already installed.
-
Fake news: the facts forgot to kiss his ass.
The red stamp meets the receipts: Kimmel, Collins, Colbert, newsroom bans, insults, and why an unwelcome fact is not fake news.
-
Trumpet Baby's greatest hits. The bullshit has receipts.
Trumpet Baby brings a gold trumpet. We bring 66 sourced entries, including a twelve-entry Epstein section, with evidence, denials, and links to the receipts.
-
It's 2026. The 2020 evidence is still loading.
The evidence search needs an investigator to investigate why the investigators keep finding nothing. Payment in advance seems wise.