SI Translations
Our unofficial SI translation guide: original acronym jokes, with no executive order required.
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AI safety: please behave. We bought a velvet rope.
AI safety, by the honor system. Giant robot. Velvet rope. PLEASE BEHAVE. What happens if it doesn’t?
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January 6: law and order comes with a loyalty discount.
Law and order has an asterisk. The January 6 record, the presidential comeback, and a very large pardon stamp. Today’s SI translation: Selective Impunity.
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SI top 10: ten translations the signing table forgot
Stupid Idiot. Stupendous Ignoramus. Ten alternative SI terms for the next presidential naming ceremony. Satire, with no executive order required.