October 2026
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SI top 10: ten translations the signing table forgot
Stupid Idiot. Stupendous Ignoramus. Ten alternative SI terms for the next presidential naming ceremony. Satire, with no executive order required.
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DOGE’s efficiency lesson: pay people to stay home, then lose the spreadsheet.
An efficiency certificate is easier to produce than an audited result. The real GAO report raises a $6.7 billion question; our fictional shredder handles the paperwork.